It's Friday afternoon and news of the pope's health has just been brought to my attention. Only one question comes to my mind. Will the pope and Terry Schiavo be friends.... in heaven?
If I had better contacts, well any contacts for that matter, I would go straight to the president. Apparently he has god's phone number. They converse all the time, sometimes god goes so far as to give Bush direct orders. Now that the pope is on his death bed he will soon be moving to his final resting place. Bush is on the verge of becoming the holiest man alive, so who else better to ask this question to?
However, I don't have those contacts, so we may never know. My guess is they won't be friends. After all, wanting to die is a sin. Terry Schiavo, allegedly, wanted to die rather than live in a vegetative state. She's a sinner. She might even burn in hell. Only God can judge her. And the pope can forgive her for sinning.
Am I being insensitve? Maybe. But what is hands down insensitive is hard-line catholics telling people when they should live and when they should die. DeLay, Bush, and company--that's you. Will they apply the same pressure on the pope? The pope, refusing medical treatment, medical treatment that kept Terry Schiavo alive for 15 years, is choosing how he will die. A choice refused to others.
Now that SCHIAVOTV is off the air, I'm sure the next 4 days, 96 hours will be POPETV all day, everyday. I hope you all enjoy.